A Very Asian Dinner...2/7/12

So just another day eating dinner with the family...very usual if you ask me...
Takes place at home, in the kitchen/dinner room, at our table. Moms done eating an orange, Dads peeling an orange, Emmi and I are being crazy and making fun of each other...still eating rice.

Emmi: -is talking about the mychonny vid about the dinner with the family-
Mom: What asian?
--VERY awkward silence for 20 seconds--
Lillie: Uh..you know...like how we eat asian food everyday...
Mom: Ye of corres we havs asian food eeryday. *note-mom and dad has asian accents...they ARE talking in English..
Dad: HA! -points to Emmi- You nawt asian!
Emmi: -stares at dad- Uh..
Lillie: Yeaaaah we ALL know that she's a monkey! ---loling---
Dad: She "Indian"! HAHAHAHA
Lillie: HAH?
Dad: I born in Vietnam! You born HERE. You Indian!
Lillie: Don't you mean AMERICAN?
Dad: No you Indian. -laughs and snorts a little-
-no one says anything for a bit-
Lillie: Mom why do we have to eat so much fish?
Mom: Fish healthy.
Lillie: I don't like this type of fish...
Emmi: --starts LOLing-
Lillie: I heard that if you have too much fish you get too much of something I don't remember and its not good for you. I read it online somewhere.
Mom: Only some fish...
Lillie: Well YAH I don't like the way you cook the fish. OH CAN WE HAVE SUSHI?? :D
Mom: Hmm we get Ba (Dad) to go order some.
Lillie: Why can't you make it? You haven't made any since I was in 4th grade. D:< That was like.. FOOA YEEA AGO.
Mom: Too harrt (hard)
Emmi: WHOA WHOA WHOA. Mom made SUSHI? I had SUSHI BEFORE? WHAT?
Lillie: Yeah you monkey.
Emmi: OOOH if I'm a monkey how can I TALK? HUH?
Lillie: When mom BORNED you, YOU WAS MONKEY! MAM HOW DAT HAPPEN?
Mom: --says nothing-- --keeps eating orange--
Lillie: Well when Mam BORNED you we had a fairy use BITCHCRAFT on you to make you talk! Right mom?
Mom: -stops eating orange for a bit, doesn't turn to any of us- Nope.
Emmi and Lillie: ---LOOOOOOOOOOOL--- 


I swear...everyday...something like this happens...I have the most asian dinners ever...